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Funny Happy New Year 2018 Wishes for Family and Acquaintance

We all share the greetings among our friends when it is the time of new year. So today, lets put a cherry on the cake and lets make them smile as we are going to share some funny happy new year wishes that is going to make your loved ones smile.

Funny Happy New Year 2018 Wishes for Family and Acquaintance

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle. – Eric Zorn

I may have loved you less, cared for you less, and given you less.
Do not worry my prayers for you are also less.
Happy New Year!

will conserve water this year.
I will do the laundry less but use deodorant more.
Happy New Year!

New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. -Jay Leno

For this New Year, I promise not to eat chocolate. Not even a bit. Promise…

My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier.
But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore.
Happy New Year to you!

If I had done you wrong, I am sorry.
May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again.
Happy New Year!

Funny Happy New Year 2018 Wishes for Family and Acquaintance

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. -Bill Vaughan

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. -P.J. ORourke

I hope that this New Year, I will be with a woman other than you.
I am tired to be your boyfriend.
I think I want to try being your husband instead.

My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier.
But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore.
Happy New Year to you!

hope that this New Year, I will be with a woman other than you.
I am tired to be your boyfriend.
I think I want to try being your husband instead.

They say pain and tears help one to be stronger,
So I am wishing you more tears and pain.
For you to become even stronger than last year.
Happy New Year!

My New Year’s Resolution:
Greet all those people who made me crazy this year!
You are one of them.
Don’t get me wrong, you just made my life worth living.
Happy New Year!

New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
~ Mark Twain

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